Peter Robinson today announced a reshuffle in Stormont with several key figures being moved around in an effort to settle the party before the local elections.
The movements in full(ish):
Edwin Poots is being replaced as health minister by Jim Wells. Poots won't be going to another department, instead he'll have his legs broken by friends of Peter Robinson and sent to A&E by ambulance to see first hand the clusterfuck he's created. No doubt staff will treat him graciously.
Nelson McCauseland is being replaced by Mervyn Storey as DSD head. Again, he isn't being given another position, but is being sent back to around 68,000,000 years ago to show him a thing or two. Failing that, he'll be sent to chair the culture, arts and leisure committee, replacing Michelle McIlveen (who's moving to education).
Some other people that have managed not to make such monumental fuck ups that they get destroyed in the press are also moving departments.
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