Pyongyang was a place of celebration today as the national team returned home victorious from Brazil, led by decorated captain and tournament golden boot winner Kim Jong Un.
Having won every World Cup since the formation of the Democratic People's Republic of Korea in 1945, Kim Jong Un led his team to glory in a thrilling Final in Brazil.
Due to our dominance in the World Cup throughout the years, the disgusting westerners of FIFA tried to rig the final. Instead of playing Germany, as would have been the case had usual rules been followed, FIFA colluded to set up a 'Rest Of The World XI' consisting of the finest talent from the rest of the teams in the World Cup.
Not even this could prevent glorious North Korea from winning 9-0 with Kim Jong Un scoring a double hat trick. The last three goals were scored by Jang Kwang-Hak after Kim Jong Un graciously passed to him to show the world that anyone could achieve their dreams.
Once again, North Korea gets their name etched onto the world cup and prove once again that we are the best nation on earth.
In other news today, Jang Kwang-Hak has been executed for treason.
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