Saturday, 19 September 2009

Yet more ‘disturbances’ in Armagh


It started a few weeks ago with men ‘asking’ people to take pro-nationalist literature at gun point near the border between Northern Ireland & the Republic of Ireland.
It has escalated quickly into burned out vehicles and masked gunmen.

Yes – its Friday Night In Northern Ireland – How we have missed you Sir.
Up to 30 ‘youths’ were seen in Lurgan, Northern Ireland, causing general trouble & setting fire to vehicles. – Apparently some people are upset that the Judicial system had the cheek to sentence some dissident republicans who thought it would be fun to murder local police with mortar bombs.
Local PSNI representative have said “there are no reports of shots being fired but running around with guns isn’t cool – on a scale of 1 to 10 of seriousness, we’d call that about a 6”.
Local bookmakers William Hill have stopped taking bets that the violence will continue into Saturday evening as – lets face it, the people of lurgan have fuck all else to do.

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