Its a pope-stravaganza this week with two news stories featuring the Poperiffic Pontiff. He has invited Irish ass-hat Bono to the Vatican in and effort to try and re-connect “religion and the arts”.
As we all know, Bonio had a ‘special relationship’ with his predecessor Pope John Paul II, even allowing him the dubious honour of letting him put his stupid fucking glasses on (i would put a picture of this, but i can not deal with more than one picture of bono a week or i need to purge).
As we all know, Bonio had a ‘special relationship’ with his predecessor Pope John Paul II, even allowing him the dubious honour of letting him put his stupid fucking glasses on (i would put a picture of this, but i can not deal with more than one picture of bono a week or i need to purge).
Vatican sources have advised that Pope Benedict MMCVIXQRVII may be ‘grooming’ Bono to become his understudy and perhaps even the next pope, which is the penultimate step in bono’s life before, in the final step of his lifecycle, he finally disappears completely up his own arse creating a black hole and destroying the universe with the sheer weight of his own self importance.
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