NORTHERN IRELAND PIGS TEST POSITIVE FOR SWINE FLU
Er...Pigs in Northern Ireland have tested positive for Swine Flu...
Um..This is a shock because....oh, they have contracted the Human H1N1 variant.
Shit. So, basically the Swine flu that mutated and spread to Humans has now mutated to spread back to pigs. If it mutates again to then spread back to humans like some sort of super flu – we’re pretty screwed.
Shit. So, basically the Swine flu that mutated and spread to Humans has now mutated to spread back to pigs. If it mutates again to then spread back to humans like some sort of super flu – we’re pretty screwed.
If its any small consolation to you, we can still eat the fuckers but to summarise – the end is nigh.
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