New Pope Benedict XIXXIXXIXXIXLCMCCMV may visit Northern Ireland in the near future, Vatican sources have leaked. For some reason, it is thought that the popes first visit to the UK should be to Northern Ireland, the country where half the population don’t want him and its probably the most dangerous of the four UK countries to visit.
UPDATE: This has since been denied, a spokesman for the Vatican has said “I’m afraid to say that this story is an absolute fabrication. The implication that his holiness would visit that shithole is utterly ridiculous”
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