MTV EMA BELFAST AWARD WINNERS LEAKED!!

Image we used before, too lazy to find a new one

The Norn Iron News can exclusively reveal tonight's MTV EMA award winners, found in a bin outside Belfast's Odyssey Arena.

Best Song:
Nominee's:
Adele - Rolling In The Deep
Bruno Mars - Grenade
Jennifer Lopez Feat Pitbull - On The Floor
Katy Perry - Firework
Lady Gaga - Born This Way

Winner - Frederic Chopin - Nocturn No 2 in Eflat Major


Best Live Act:
Nominee's
Coldplay
Foo Fighters
Katy Perry
Lady Gaga
Red Hot Chilli Peppers

Winner - The Wurzels


Artist Most Likely To Come Out Of The Closet In The Next Twelve Months
Nominee's:
Justin Bieber

Winner -  Justin Bieber

Worst Musical Performance By An Actor That Has No Place Doing Music
Nominee's
Bruce Willis
Keanu Reeves
Russel Crow
Steven Segal
Juliette Lewis

Winner - Juliette Lewis for her terrible band - Juliette & The Licks**
**While not the worst, probably the most famous




The Britney Spears Award for Best Celebrity Meltdown Of The Last Twelve Months


WINNING - Charlie Sheen


The Kurt Cobain Lifetime Achievement Award For The Commercialization & Manufacture Of Music:
Simon Cowell
Has ruined music, the dick






We have also received a copy of the MC's closing speech:

It's been such a great night here in Belfast, Ireland.  Thank you so much for putting on this wonderful evening.  When we were preparing to come over, we were expecting things to be on fire, bomb threats and having to drive around in cars like the pope mobile.  We're surprised & delighted that only two of these things have happened.
Thank you Belfast, You have truly shown us what you Irish say when you mean "craic" and all of the musicians here tonight are grateful its so damn cheap.


We'll be back soon to report on the fall out!