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The mainland is in the grips of Election Fever! Gordon Brown, David Cameron and the other guy are making wild promises they can’t keep in order to get themselves into power.


Let’s take a look at the main parties policies on Northern Ireland and see what effect it will have on our little Island



Labour Party
Finances – Give them a little bit of cash to keep them quiet for a while
Policing and Justice – Already sorted, let them get on with it
Environmental – Let them get on with it
Military – They’ll sort it out between themselves

Conservatives –
All Aspects –
Make deals with key Northern Irish Politicians to hope we get into power & let them do what they want.

Lib Dems –
Finances – Give Ireland back to the irish
Policing & Justice – Don’t make them have to take it away
Environmental – Give Ireland back to the Irish
Military – Make Ireland Irish Today

Monster Raving Loony Party
Finances – More Investment in Infrastructure & Projects
Policing & Justice – Ensure the powers of policing & Justice stay controlled by Stormont.
Environmental – Ensure Green Belts are protected & Invest in renewable energy sources
Military – Military occupation not considered unless absolutely necessary. Government to try & handle current crisis.