Monday, 26 October 2009

New Suicide Hotline for Derry



The City of (London)Derry has opened a new suicide hot line due to the sheer volume of calls to the Samaritans.

The service offers advice on the following.


  • Cutting – How to contain the blood
  • Drugs – What can i get over the counter to finish the job?
  • Locations – Where are the best places to jump from in Derry?
  • What Rope? Magazine

The line has proved extremely popular – with the police still fighting to keep the residents contained within the city, suicide appears to be the only way out.

Government officials are considering changing the service from a charity to a government funded organisation. First Minister Peter Robinson has said “The number of people on benefits in Londonderry is ridiculous – this new service will help remove that burden from hard working tax payers”

2 comments:

  1. Whats your fucking problem with derry??

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  2. Just one of about 8 comments that were pending approval - the least offensive of the bunch has been posted

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